Big 4 Equals Big Scam

One of my friends had joined one of the Big 4 a month ago. But until now, he had not been paid. Since his start date, everything had been bumpy, from attending the B.S. mandatory new-hires training to navigating  the firm's software to activate the firm sponsored credit card to book travel for audit field work. Of course. why should he even expect to get paid punctually after every mul-functions of the firm he had been through in just one week?

The poor guy had been working for more than 12 hours everyday for 7 days a week since he joined. But he hadn't been paid yet...I'm sure he will eventually get paid when the firm finally fixes whatever problem that caused this mess up... According to my friend, nothing is smooth or easy with the firm... He is already an experienced CPA and he joined because he got sucked into the marketing hype and the "Big 4 experience will enhance your future career" marketing pitch.  He got sucked in and so far he says this is the worst first month he had experienced with any jobs he ever had. Of course, this is the first accounting firm he had worked for that hadn't paid him after over one month's work....When there is even a tiny problem within the firm, it's very hard to fix because the firm is like a world that is governed by some kind of "being" whom nobody knows, and nobody ever met....If you think the CEO or the Managing Partner or any Partner is running the firm, you are wrong. They are controlled and dictated by some sort of authority too. Who and what it is????  Well, who knows... It's not like anyone can just simply  fix my friend's payroll problem there.... like the regular smaller accounting firms. He needs to go through layers and layers of platforms and be bounced around  and around..... So far, he is still not paid.  But why?  Who knows!!  

Well, may be he just joined in the wrong time when the firm is scrambling to issue the 10Ks for its clients?  But should busy season be the excuse for the firm to mess up the IT infrastructure,  pay information and miss the employee pay dates???

The quote "Bigger is not better" holds true to everything, including accounting firms.

What Losers Work For Big 4???

Every time when I was completing the independence checklist on my audit of non-public clients in the small firm I worked, or every time after I was forced to take the boring ethics CPE that nags me year after year about "Auditor's Independence", I couldn't help but wonder,  with such a wide net to restrict auditors and our family and possibly relatives from having "financial or other relationships" with the audited clients, how do the Big 4 manage to keep experienced  and top talents within the firms???  For my small firm and me, the independence compliance was extremely easy to follow.  But for people who work in the Big 4, the "Independence" compliance can be a huge pain in the bottom.

Most of the banks, mutual funds, publicly traded companies are all audited by one of the 4, and they are financially related to most of the Americans who ever held a job and had a 401K, or savings, or loans or credit cards of some sort.... I mean no wonder the Big 4 only seem to be interested in hiring 20 something year old children, who are fresh out of college, because they are broke and they have "zero" savings and no investment. They may still have a student loan they wasted on majoring in accounting though.  But that was easier for the firm to manage, compared to an experienced and talented CPA who had amassed a nice portfolio of stocks, credit cards, home loans, and other partnership interests everywhere.

One has to be really  a broke loser to work for the Big 4, or has to be really stupid about investing and money to have not much investments with the Big 4 clients in order to work for the Big 4. Neither of these is a desirable attribute for a competent accountant.  Either that, or they are so young and so fresh out of college that they have yet to establish any financial relationship with any entities.  Now this kind of projects the caliber of the people who are working in the Big 4 firms... Do you still think they are smarter than the rest of us like the firms claim they are???

If you are an experienced professional and you are looking for jobs with the big 4, be prepared to sell your investments and other financial interests in order to maintain your firm's independence and your independence  as an auditor or advisory professional, unless you are totally broke and you have nothing.